
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The answer is rarely less smut.
Sometimes the answer is actually significantly more smut.
The “Smut It Up, Buttercup” tee is for romance readers, fandom goblins, and people whose TBR accidentally became 97% fictional yearning and emotionally devastating hockey players. Equal parts cute, chaotic, and mildly threatening to anyone who still thinks reading spice is “embarrassing.”
Featuring bold serif lettering with a clean, minimalist layout, this shirt looks deceptively classy until someone actually reads it. Which honestly makes it even funnier.
Printed on a Bella + Canvas 3001 tee that’s lightweight, breathable, and ridiculously soft, this is the kind of shirt you throw on for bookstore runs, coffee dates, reading sprints, fanfic binges, library trips, brunch with your fellow degenerates, or staying up until 2am saying “just one more chapter” like an absolute liar.
Basically: cozy enough for everyday wear, chaotic enough for the group chat with your bookish besties.
Product Features:
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric with a soft, breathable feel
• Retail fit with classic crew neckline
• Side seams, shoulder tape, and ribbed knit collar for durability and shape retention
• Tear-away label for added comfort
• REACH certified materials
• Printed using crisp DTF or vibrant DTG techniques
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
• Do not dry clean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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